Mar. 23, 2017

Pizza Slut

My son works as a manager at Pizza Hut. He was telling me about a customer, obviously looking for free food, ordered a Supreme Pan. She stated she wanted to replace the pork sausage with ham. The woman got her order, ate half of it and called back to complain.

My son asked her what was wrong with it. Here's her answer: "It has pork on it."

He said, "You said no pork sausage and to replace it with ham, right?"

"Yes, but I didn't want any pork."

"You didn't say that, you said no pork sausage. And, you left the pepperoni on it with the ham."

She said, "I know, but I didn't want any pork AT ALL and there's pork on it."

Exasperated he asked, "Is it pork sausage?"

"No"

"I'm sorry," he said, "But it was made to your specifications and there's nothing we can do about it."

She didn't know pepperoni and ham were pork. Where do these people come from?