Mar. 26, 2017

Women on Tinder

 

All women on Tinder are 5’10.” stay fit with yoga and golf, live in NYC, have money, think you need a passport to travel to NJ, and have an abhorrence for bow legged Health Officers.

TIFFANY52: “I am 5’10” and am compatible with men 6’-plus. I have an abhorrence for bow legged Health Officers.”

Man, word travels FAST!

-David Volpe, Health Officer