Mar. 26, 2017

First Condom Story

I HATE buying condoms so when I was young, I asked a Board of Health member, who is a pharmacist, if he could sell me some. The next day I get in the prescription line at the pharmacy. When I get to the front of the line I ask if Matt the owner was in.

The person I was speaking with said, “No.”

I asked, “Did he leave a discreet, brown paper bag anywhere?”

I notice a line starts to form behind me as the pharmacy starts looking around for the bag. Suddenly someone in the back screams, “Is it a bag of condoms with the name Dave Volpe on it?”