Mar. 1, 2018

March 2018

Master Chief  

The grumpy Navy Master Chief saw a new face and shouted at him, “Come here! What’s your name, sailor?” 

“James,” the new seaman answered. 

“Listen carefully sailor, I don’t know what kind of bleeding-heart pansy crap they’re teaching sailors in boot camp these days, but I don’t call anyone by his first name,” the chief scowled. “It their last names only; Carter,Davidson,Cooper, Jackson, whatever. And you are to refer to me as ‘Master Chief.’ Do I make myself clear?” 

“Aye, Aye, Master Chief!”

“Now,what’s your last name?”

The sailor sighed. “Darling, My name is James Darling, Master Chief.”

“Okay,James, here’s what I want you to do…

  

Brian Tracy

"Whatever job you take on, make yourself valuable then make yourself indispensible." 

 

Gustave Flaubert

"The art of writing is the art of discovering what you believe." 

 

Winston Churchill 

"If you're going through hell, keep going." 

 

Stephen Hawking 

"Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change." 

 

Isaac Marion

"Every experience, good or bad, is a priceless collector's item."

 

Being a Woman

"The strongest actions for a woman is to love herself, be herself, and shine amongst those who never believed she could."

-Author Unknown

 

A Woman's 4 Favorite Animals 

1) Jaguar in her garage

2) Mink on her back

3) Tiger in her bed and

4) A Jackass to pay for it all

 

Christopher Robin

"You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think."

 

Clyde Cox

Today is his birthday. He wasn't my father, but he was as close to having one as I could get so, today, I miss him a lot.

 

St. Patrick's Day

Happy Green Day to all my readers! 

 

 

Relationship Goals

 

Wanna come over and take a nap?

 

 

Control

"You cannot control what others do, but you can control your own responses." 

-Unknown

 

Steven Speilberg

"You shouldn't dream your films, you should make them." 

 

Harold Pinter

"All you can do is try to write as good as you can."

 

Gratefulness 

"Train your heart and mind to see the good in everything. There is always something to be grateful for.

 

Walter Summerford 

He was struck by lightening 3 times in hsi life. After his death, his gravestone was also struck. 

 

March 8th

Happy Women's Day

 

The Golf Ball  

Two Golfers were approaching the first tee. 

The first guy goes into his golf bag to get a ball and says to his friend – “Hey, why don’t you try this ball.” He draws a green golf ball out of his bag. “Use this one – You can’t lose it!” 

His friend replies, “What do you mean you can’t lose it?!!” 

The first man replies, “I’m serious, you can’t lose it.

If you hit it into the woods, it makes a beeping sound, if you hit it into the water it produces bubbles, and if you hit it on the fairway, smoke comes up in order for you to find it.”

Obviously, his friend doesn’t believe him, but he shows him all the possibilities until he is convinced. The friend says, “Wow! That’s incredible! Where did you get that ball?”

The man replies, “I found it.” 

 

Synthia Path

"Let me live, love, and say it well in good sentences."

 

Fran Lebowitz

"There is nothing more mine than writing." 

 

Procaffinating 

(n.) The tendency to not start anything until you've had a cup of coffee.

 

Writing a Book

It's like telling a joke and waiting two years to see if it were funny or not

 

Jay Leno

"It's not looking good for Obama, today his teleprompter took the fifth."

 

James Woods

"The bottom line is to be in control of your own destiny." 

 

Psalm 5:3

"In the morning O Lord, you hear my voice; in the morning I lay my request before you and wait in expectation."