Feb. 12, 2019

The Memes Are Real

The memes are real! This really happened:
The other day, I was talking to my daughter on the phone and we pulled up into the yard. 

I looked around as everyone was getting out and I couldn't find my phone so, I got worried. I kept saying, "Where's my phone? It was right here a minute ago: it was RIGHT HERE!" 

I hear my daughter's voice calling me, "Mom! ... Mom!" 

"What?" I answered. "I'm trying to find my phone so I can go into the house."

With a weary tone she said, "Mom, you're on your phone."
I could LITERALLY hear her rolling her eyes at me.
Asshole!