Hanging Christmas Lights
My son and I were getting ready to go hang some Christmas lights in town so, I went to get dressed while he waited.
I came out of the bedroom dressed and this is the conversation just before leaving.
Him: Mom, why are you wearing pants with a dress?
Me: They’re leggings, not pants.
Me: We’re going to hang lights on Front Street: would you rather I just wore a shirt instead of a dress that covered all my rolls, wrinkles, and pockets of cellulite?
Him (blink, blink): You look good, Mom. Let’s go
LOL – I guess that shut him up.