The Diaper Story
ME AT THE STORE with my husband: I'm buying a bag of diapers for my daughter's baby shower and putting them aside until then.
He looks at the diapers and says: "Do you want to get them now?"
Me: Yes, now. That's why I have them in the cart. Besides, they're on sale.
Him: How do you know?
Me giving him a strange look: How the hell do you think I know? I looked at the price of them next to the sale sticker!
A few minutes later he asks: Are they for Amber?
Me after several seconds of wondering if he's serious. Deciding that he is, I answer: No, honey, they're for us. There's something I forgot to mention to you ...