Mar. 26, 2017


Tinder update: After reading Tinder profiles for several weeks now, a pattern is emerging. Many of the women in my age category are divorced, looking for someone who is “sapiosexual, 6 foot tall plus, likes International travel, dancing, the arts, NYC, the beach, and fine dining.”

Sapiosexual apparently is a word for smart people? Are they expecting the giant man to PAY for all of these adventures? I am guessing yes. My new profile will say "Dave – 5’9” - Beer - Outdoors - Karaoke - Please have a driver’s license.”

-David Volpe