Mar. 26, 2017



I was bored tonight and decided to peruse Tinder under "male seeking female" even though I gave it up, and found Marluce, age 51.

Marluce, if you are out there, you remind me of my cousin Dominick. Judging from your cute photo, Dominick is ALSO an avid skier. In addition, he is ALSO age 51. I remember in college he could bench 300 pounds and played left tackle for the University of Miami.


-David Volpe