Another Tinder Update

I updated my Tinder profile just yesterday out of anger. Today it reads "To all the Tinder women who I never met. You missed your chance. It is true I am bald, 60 years old, and only 5'9". In 6 years years I will be comfortably retired, still mountain climbing, and exploring the world. You will be hopelessly wrinkled in a rental living on social security. LOSERS."

-David Volpe