TRUE - I developed a hiatal hernia last year. Food would get stuck and I suffered. Recently, I was supposed to meet the USDA for a reinspection, there were three of them.
When two showed up I said, "Where is Frank?"
The answer was, "Oh Frank had a problem where food got stuck in his esophagus, it turned into cancer, they cut out part of it, and he died ANYWAY."
When I got back to the office I announced to my staff, "I'm gonna die."