People convincing me to get married again: "Listen Dave, you have to go into it knowing it isn't easy. There is going to be fights but that is normal. Sometimes, when you think you can't even stand another minute of it, just step back and take a breath. Remember, since you are the man, you will NEVER actually win an argument. Oh, don't look at other women on the street, wait, not ANYWHERE or ANYTIME. If she is talking to you, no matter what, look her in the eye and listen, even if it lasts 20 minutes and you want to kill yourself. There is a LOT more, but it's WORTH it. As for sex, who actually needs THAT?"
Dave: "Oh boy, where do I sign up?!"