The Frenchman

TRUE STORY - SHORT VERSION:

I was on a Carnival Cruise with my two young children, both girls. We were in line to see the ice sculptures when a Frenchman with a video camera squeezed between us to video the ice.

I said, "Excuse me, you are between me and my children."

He totally ignore me so in front of a hundred people, I lifted him up GENTLY, and placed him a few feet away lol.

It went downhill from there.