Dave's Tip on Moisturizing

Dave’s Weekly Consumer Report:

Moisturizer: In the winter

I moisturize my whole body, usually with a Cocoa Butter/Shea based product. You usually end up smelling, let me think, like a cake.

Today I tried dollar store moisturizer. I chose something from China, “Happy Family Moisturizer” which will set you back about 99 cents for half a gallon. When it squirted out I thought, “this looks familiar..white, opaque, gelatinous.” It will COME to me.

Anyway, today I smell, I kid you not, just like a walking coconut. What is YOUR favorite full body moisturizer?