Asshole Moments in My Life

Oct. 19, 2018

I took my granddaughter to Ripley's Aquarium. We had a blast, but the tunnel exhibits are SO DARK! For someone who is visually impaired such as I am, it can get confusing.

While standing in Planet Jelly Fish, I saw her reach out to another baby. My granddaughter will stick her little pointer finger out and point or try to touch something so, when the other little baby did it back to her, I thought it was so cute that I snapped a picture of it. 

I almost bumped into the heavy set woman next to me so I said, "Excuse me. I'm sorry, I did not mean to bump into you."

The rude witch said nothing in return. Usually a polite person will say, "That's all right..." or something to that affect. Not her. Hmph! 

I walked off. My son looked back at me and said, "Mom, who were you talking to?" 

I said, "That
big lady that was just over there standing next to me, but she's gone now." 

He shook his head and said, "Mom, you DO know that's a mirror, right?" 

---Asshole!

Oct. 11, 2018

I asked my mom once why did it rain and she answered, "God is crying."
So I asked, "Why is God crying?" 
And she said, "Because you must have done something bad." 
I never believed her, but I've always remember it. I thought then (and now) she was an asshole.