Quotes Quips & Jokes

Dec. 1, 2019

Kim Garst

I am too positive to be doubtful, too optimistic to be fearful, and too determined to be defeated. 


Always remember You are braver than you believe, Stronger than you seem Smarter than you think And twice as beautiful as you’d ever imagined. 

The Buddha

Love in the past is only a memory. Love in the future is only a fantasy. True love lives in the here and now. 

A D Williams

There is no limit to the love our souls can hold. 

Mario Quintana

Don’t wait for someone to bring you flowers. Plant your own garden and decorate your own soul. 

Dr. Seuss

Be who you are and say what you feel Because those who mind don’t matter And those who matter don’t mind. 

Steve Jobs

Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. 

Walt Whitman

Peace is always beautiful. 

Romans 12:10 

Love each other with genuine affection, and take delight in honoring each other.


Nov. 1, 2019

Nigel Hamilton

Thanksgiving is a time for togetherness and gratitude.

Earl Nightingale

Never give up on a dream just because of the time it will take to accomplish it. The time will pass anyway.


Feelings are just visitors. Let them come and go. 

Erin Hanson

There is freedom waiting for you, On the breezes of the sky, And you ask “What if I fall?” Oh but my darling, What if you fly? 

 Ivan Panin

For every beauty there is an eye somewhere to see it. For every truth there is an ear somewhere to hear it. For every love there is a heart somewhere to receive it.

Wayne Dyer

How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours.

Ray Bradbury

Without libraries what have we? We have no past and no future. 

Peace Pilgrim

  Life is like a mirror. Smile at it and it smiles back at you. 


Taylor Swift writes whiney songs about her exs, but Stevie Nicks wrote songs and made her ex play guitar while she sang about what an asshole he was. Now that's badass. -Unknown

Robert A. Heinlein

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.  

Rich Simmonds

Always do your best and you will find that you never need to compare yourself to others.


No random acts of kindness is ever wasted.

Mark Nepo 

There are no wrong turns, there are only unexpected paths.

 Ancient Proverb

Our greatest glory is, not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.


If light is in your heart You will find your way home. 

Fill your life with experiences, not things. Have stories to tell, not stuff to show.

Bernard M. Baruch

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind. 

Walt Whitman

Peace is always beautiful. 

Corrie Ten Boom

Worry is a cycle of inefficient thoughts whirling around a center of fear.  

Psalm 27:14

Wait on the LORD: be of good courage, and he shall strengthen thine heart: wait, I say, on the LORD.

Oct. 1, 2019


 John DiJulius

Success will not lower its standard to us. We must raise our standard to success.


Mother Teresa

Love is a fruit in season at all times And within reach of every hand. 


André Gide 

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not. 



The secret of change is to focus all of your energy, not on fighting the old, but on building the new.


Winston Churchill 

Diplomacy is the art of telling people to go to hell in such a way that they ask for directions. 



The inspiration you seek Is already within you Be silent and listen. 



Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot. 



If you wish to be a writer; write!


 Irish Proverb

Nodding the head does not row the boat.


Paulo Coelho 

Feelings should always be allowed to be free. You should not judge a future love by past suffering. 


Danielle Steel

If you see the magic in a fairy tale, you can face the future. 


Mark Twain

Kindness is the language Which the deaf can hear And the blind can see. 


Author Ken Stark

It's okay to be afraid of the dark. After all, that's where the monsters are


 Helen Keller

 The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.


Jim Rohn

You have to risk going too far to discover just how far you can really go. 


Julia Cameron

Just as a good rain clears the air, a good #writing day clears the psyche. 


Bill Gates

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. 


Dalai Lama

The planet does not need more ‘successful people’. The planet desperately needs more peacemakers, healers, restorers, storytellers and lovers of all kinds. 


Dale Carnegie

Perhaps you will forget tomorrow the kind words you say today But the recipient may cherish them over a lifetime. 



We judge others by their actions; ourselves by our intentions


Norman Cousins

The tragedy of life is not death, but what we let die inside of us while we live. 


1 John 3:1 

Conaider the kind of extravagant love the Father has lavished on us - He calls us children of God. 

Sep. 1, 2019

Stephen King

Sometimes when the right book falls into the right pair of hands, It lights a fire that leads to others. 


Nathaniel Hawthorne 

Easy reading is damn hard writing.


Fantasy Author

Sometimes you just have to ask yourself, What would a tree do?


Tim Fargo

You don't have to learn from experience; if you don't mind repeating the course. 


Mike Ditka

Success isn't permanent, and failure isn't fatal. 


David Viscott

 If you have the courage to begin, you have the courage to succeed.


Steve Keating

Lots of people say what they'll do, successful people do what they say. 



Mistakes are always forgivable, If one has the courage to admit them.


David Viscott

If you have the courage to begin, you have the courage to succeed.


Tim Fargo

Who you are tomorrow begins with what you do today.



We swore we'd never forget, but electing Mulims into our Congress is proof that we did.


Melissa Stewart

Did you make someone smile today? You've still got time.


Douglas Adams

“To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.” 


Steve Maraboli

Cry. Forgive. Learn. Move on. Let your tears water the seeds of your future happiness. 


Reid Hoffman

Society flourishes when people think entrepreneurally.


VInce Lombardi

The man at the top of the mountain didn't fall there.


Steve Marabol

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. 


Walt Disney

The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.


Romans 10:9 

If you declare with your mouth, "Jesuss is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. 

Aug. 1, 2019


Love is like a butterfly... it goes where it pleases and it pleases wherever it goes.


Lolly Daskal

The bad news: nothing is permanent. The good news: nothing is permanent. 


Pat Flynn 

Don't let today's opportunities become tomorrow's what ifs.


Albert Einstein

Learn from yesterday Live for today And hope for tomorrow. 


Martin Luther King Jr. 

In the end, we will not remember the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.


Joe Bunting 

Good characters are why people read, I think.


Ralph Waldo Emerson

Passion rebuilds the world for the youth. It makes all things alive and significant.


Jay Baer

Inspiration doesn't respond to meeting requests. You can’t schedule greatness 


Paulo Coelho

The secret of life, though, is to fall seven times and to get up eight times. 


Mark Strand

“Each moment is a place you've never been.” 


Bruce Van Horn

Just because the clouds are blocking your sight, doesn’t mean the sun is not still up there. Use your vision to see.


Martin L King Jr.

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. 


Lao Tsu

The power of intuitive understanding will protect you from harm until the end of your days. 


Maya Angelou

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. 


Edgar Allan Poe

There is no beauty without some strangeness 


Albert Einstein

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. 


1 King 8:57

May the Lord our God be with us as he was with our ancestors; may he never leave us nor forsake us.