Quotes Quips & Jokes
Submit to God, and you will have peace; then things will go well for you.
Freedom of speech gives us the right to offend others, whereas freedom of thought gives them the choice as to whether or not to be offended.
People get addicted to feeling offended all the time because it gives them a high; being self-righteous and morally superior feels good.
Give, even if you only have a little.
You can't make time; so those who waste the least, achieve the most.
If we could plant a seed of kindness into every person’s heart. Just imagine what a beautiful place the world would be. --Unknown
Your life does not get better by chance, it gets better by change. - Jim Rohn
How beautiful a day can be, when kindness touches it!. -- George Elliston
You are never too small to make a difference. Gandhi
A person’s most beautiful asset Is not a head full of knowledge But a heart full of love An ear ready to listen And a hand willing to help others.-Syuker Alfajar
Never get tired of doing the little things for others. For those little things often occupy the biggest part of their hearts. -Ranesh Karmaker
“Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.” ― C.S. Lewis
"As dyed-in-the-wool caretakers of humanity, it often feels as though we are in charge of the health and well-being of not only ourselves and our families, but of the entire world and its inhabitants. No wonder we feel bogged down at times!" - Janet Izzo
When you hire a person to plan your wedding, this does not include securing the groom. Plan to get married on Friday the 13th. In years to come this will make it much easier to explain why things turned out badly. To look beautiful at your wedding, take time to plan it. It took me a long time to find two ugly bridesmaids and a frumpy little flower girl. - Phyllis Diller
Don’t wait for someone to bring you flowers. Plant your own garden and decorate your own soul. -Senna Relax
It is a huge danger to pretend that awful things do not happen. But you need enough hope to keep going. I am trying to make hope. Flowers grow out of darkness. -Corita Kent
The overly optimistic support group has been cancelled because things are gonna be just fine. -Brian Rathbone
When asked, 'How do you write?' I invariably answer, 'one word at a time.' Stephen King
“I write for the same reason I breathe-because if I didn’t, I would die.” -Isaac Asimov
In a society that has you counting money, pounds, calories and steps Be a rebel and count your blessings instead. -Lisa Heckman
Calm your spirit, clear your mind, and then determine how to best move forward. -Stephan Labossiere
Love is the language all animals understand. -A D Williams
Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. -Albert Einstein
Nothing can stop the person with the right mental attitude from achieving their goal. -Thomas Jefferson
Being happy doesn’t mean you have it all. It means being thankful for all you do have. Dr. Nalan Avchi
Open your eyes to the beauty around you. Open your mind to the wonders of life. Open your heart to those who love you and always be true to yourself. -Maya Angelou
I've only been to these three countries: Canada, LA and Miami. -Larry the Cable Guy
Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something. - Plato
Someday we will look back on this moment And it will forever remind us To never take the little things for granted. It will remind us to hug with all our hearts To pause to appreciate holding someone’s hand And to live in the moments that we are surrounded by others. -Laura Jones
They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. -Bil Keane
Life is a journey, not a destination. Happiness is not “there” but here Not “tomorrow” but today. -Sidney Greenberg
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. -Dalai Lama