Quotes Quips & Jokes

Mar. 31, 2020

Decision is the ultimate power. -Steven Keating

Romans 6:8-11

Now if we died with Christ, we believe that we will also live with him. For we know that since Christ was raised from the dead, he cannot die again; death no longer has mastery over him.

Mar. 1, 2020

Job 22:21 

Submit to God, and you will have peace; then things will go well for you.

Unknown Author

Freedom of speech gives us the right to offend others, whereas freedom of thought gives them the choice as to whether or not to be offended.
People get addicted to feeling offended all the time because it gives them a high; being self-righteous and morally superior feels good.


Give, even if you only have a little.

Tim Fargo

You can't make time; so those who waste the least, achieve the most. 

If we could plant a seed of kindness into every person’s heart. Just imagine what a beautiful place the world would be. --Unknown

Your life does not get better by chance, it gets better by change. - Jim Rohn

How beautiful a day can be, when kindness touches it!. -- George Elliston

You are never too small to make a difference. Gandhi

A person’s most beautiful asset Is not a head full of knowledge But a heart full of love An ear ready to listen And a hand willing to help others.-Syuker Alfajar

Never get tired of doing the little things for others. For those little things often occupy the biggest part of their hearts. -Ranesh Karmaker

“Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.” ― C.S. Lewis

"As dyed-in-the-wool caretakers of humanity, it often feels as though we are in charge of the health and well-being of not only ourselves and our families, but of the entire world and its inhabitants. No wonder we feel bogged down at times!" - Janet Izzo 

When you hire a person to plan your wedding, this does not include securing the groom. Plan to get married on Friday the 13th. In years to come this will make it much easier to explain why things turned out badly. To look beautiful at your wedding, take time to plan it. It took me a long time to find two ugly bridesmaids and a frumpy little flower girl. - Phyllis Diller

 Don’t wait for someone to bring you flowers. Plant your own garden and decorate your own soul. -Senna Relax

It is a huge danger to pretend that awful things do not happen. But you need enough hope to keep going. I am trying to make hope. Flowers grow out of darkness. -Corita Kent

The overly optimistic support group has been cancelled because things are gonna be just fine. -Brian Rathbone

When asked, 'How do you write?' I invariably answer, 'one word at a time.' Stephen King

 “I write for the same reason I breathe-because if I didn’t, I would die.” -Isaac Asimov

 In a society that has you counting money, pounds, calories and steps Be a rebel and count your blessings instead. -Lisa Heckman

Calm your spirit, clear your mind, and then determine how to best move forward. -Stephan Labossiere

Love is the language all animals understand. -A D Williams

Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. -Albert Einstein

Nothing can stop the person with the right mental attitude from achieving their goal. -Thomas Jefferson

Being happy doesn’t mean you have it all. It means being thankful for all you do have. Dr. Nalan Avchi

Open your eyes to the beauty around you. Open your mind to the wonders of life. Open your heart to those who love you and always be true to yourself. -Maya Angelou

I've only been to these three countries: Canada, LA and Miami. -Larry the Cable Guy

Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something. - Plato

Someday we will look back on this moment And it will forever remind us To never take the little things for granted. It will remind us to hug with all our hearts To pause to appreciate holding someone’s hand And to live in the moments that we are surrounded by others. -Laura Jones

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. -Bil Keane

Life is a journey, not a destination. Happiness is not “there” but here Not “tomorrow” but today. -Sidney Greenberg

Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. -Dalai Lama


Feb. 1, 2020

 Roald Dahl

The road to hell is paved with works-in-progress.

Jeff Sheehan

There's a limit to how many steps you'll be able to take today. Make sure they're all in the right direction. 

Albert Camus

In the depth of winter I finally learned that within me There lay an invincible summer. 

Mario Quintana

Don’t waste your time chasing butterflies. Mend your garden, and the butterflies will come. 

Jan Wegener 

I want to sing like the birds sing Not worrying about who hears or what they think.

Christopher Penn

Find your spirit, and no challenge will keep you from achieving your goals. 


It’s your road, and yours alone Others may walk it with you But no one can walk it for you.

Jack Kornfield

The heart is like a garden. It can grow compassion or fear, resentment or love. What seeds will you plant there?

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Behind every nagging woman is a man not doing what he's supposed to be doing. 

Ralph Waldo Emerson

You cannot do a kindness too soon For you never know how soon it will be too late. 

Wayne Dyer

With everything that has happened to you You can either feel sorry for yourself Or treat what has happened as a gift. Everything is either an opportunity to grow Or an obstacle to keep you from growing. You get to choose. 

 Chris Brogan

Tell more people that you love them. You never know how much they might need it.

A.D. Williams

Peace. Freedom. The joy of living. This is what all animals seek. 

Conrad Hiliton 

Success seems to be connected to action. Successful people keep moving. They  make mistakes, but they don't quit. 

Anthony D. Williams

Our purpose is simple... To Love To love each other To love all life And to love our earth. 

Christian D. Larson

Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you That is greater than any obstacle. 

Camille Pissarro

Blessed are they who see beautiful things In humble places Where other people see nothing. 

Woodrow Wilson

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.”

Carl Sandburg

I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way. 

Question & Answer 

Q: What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers have in common? 

A: They were all invented by women

Paulo Coelho

The secret of life, though Is to fall seven times and to get up eight times. 


A telemarketer said she couldn't understand me so I told her to press 1 for southern.

Philippians 4:5

Let your gentle spirit be known to all men. The Lord is near.

Jan. 1, 2020

George Elliston

How beautiful a day can be When kindness touches it! 

Stephen King

A little talent is a good thing to have if you want to be a writer. But the only real requirement is the ability to remember every scar.

Frederick Douglas 

Its easier to build strong children than to repair broken men.

Vincent Van Gogh

If I put love into the work, it will find friends. 

Jack Kornfield

Do not doubt your own basic goodness. In spite of all confusion and fear You are born with a heart that knows what is just, loving, and beautiful. 

Oscar Wilde

To give and not expect return That is what lies at the heart of love. 

Bruce Lee

I’m not in this world to live up to your expectations And you’re not in this world to live up to mine. 

William Shetterly 

It is better to write a bad first draft than to write no first draft at all

Albert Einstein

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. 

Martin Luther King 

We must learn to live together as brothers and sisters or we will perish as fools.

Jeff Dunham 

When a bad experience happens, you just chalk it up to a great fact that you just got five more jokes in the show.

Fantasy Author

Dragon claws are naturally closed and require effort only to open them. 

Tim Fargo

You don't have to learn from experience; if you don't mind repeating the course.

Jamie Morelay 

Don't worry: it's just a bad day, not a bad life. 


Always remember you are braver than you believe Stronger than you seem Smarter than you think And twice as beautiful as you’d ever imagined.

Bruce Van Horn

In any moment, you have the power to choose to feel an inner peace in any situation.


You are loved just for being who you are, just for existing.

You don’t have to do anything to earn it. Your shortcomings, lack of self-esteem, physical perfection, financial success; None of that matters.

No one can take this love away from you and it will always be here. 

Bohemian Quotes

At the end of the day, your feet should be dirty, your hair should be messy, and your eyes sparkling. 

The Buddha

Be kind to all creatures; This is the true religion. 


We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. 

Jeff Foxworthy

I married my wife for her looks, but not for the ones she's been giving me lately.

E. E. Cummings

It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are. 

Revelations 21:5 

And he who was seated on the throne said, "Behold I am making all things new."

Dec. 1, 2019


No matter what yesterday was like Birds always start the new day with a song.

Steve Keating

Successful people make the most of the best and the best of the worst.

Ayn Rand

To be the kind of writer you want to be, you must first be the kind of thinker you want to be. 

A D Williams

Kindness is not an act. It’s a lifestyle. 

John Lennon

It matters not who you love Where you love Why you love When you love Or how you love It matters only that you love. 

Christmas Morning

Merry Christmas. May all you hoped for come true. 

Christmas Eve NIght

May Santa visit you while you sleep and Christ blankets you in comfort, joy, and many blessings

Dale Carnegie 

Remember, today is the tomorow you worred about yesterday.

Larry the Cable Guy

Blaming guns for killings is like blaming pencils for bad spelling.

 Leonard Nimoy

The miracle is this, the more we share, the more we have.

Dr. Seuss

Be who you are and say what you feel Because those who mind don’t matter And those who matter don’t mind! 

Wayne Dyer

When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself. 

Paul Walker

All that really matters is that the people you love are happy and healthy. 


I want to sing like the birds sing Not worrying about who hears or what they think.

Carl Sandburg

I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way. 

Ken Blanchard

The big question: what are we going to do for humanity? Serving others is the essence of leading at a higher level. 

Kim Garst

I am too positive to be doubtful, too optimistic to be fearful, and too determined to be defeated. 


Always remember You are braver than you believe, Stronger than you seem Smarter than you think And twice as beautiful as you’d ever imagined. 

The Buddha

Love in the past is only a memory. Love in the future is only a fantasy. True love lives in the here and now. 

A D Williams

There is no limit to the love our souls can hold. 

Mario Quintana

Don’t wait for someone to bring you flowers. Plant your own garden and decorate your own soul. 

Dr. Seuss

Be who you are and say what you feel Because those who mind don’t matter And those who matter don’t mind. 

Steve Jobs

Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. 

Walt Whitman

Peace is always beautiful. 

Romans 12:10 

Love each other with genuine affection, and take delight in honoring each other.