Food for Thought
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
"If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there would be a shortage of sand."
"Calamity is the test of integrity."
"I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there were not any rules, how could I break them?"
Larry the Cable Guy
"A day without sunshine is like night."
"People watch more of what you do than listen to what you say."
"It's important to remember we all have a little magic inside of us."
Being a Good Person
If you put as much effort into being a good person as you do pretending to be a good person, you could actually be a good person.
Martin Luther King Jr.
"Our lives begin to end the day we remain silent about things that matter."
A young clergyman, fresh out of seminary, thought it would help him better understand the fears and temptations his future congregations faced if he first took a job as a policeman for several months. He passed the physical examination; then came the oral exam to test his ability to act quickly and wisely in an emergency.
Among other questions he was asked, "What would you do to disperse a frenzied crowd?"
He thought for a moment and then said, "I would take up a collection."
Contributed by Woodie Chavis
Louis D. Branderis
"Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done."
Speaking of Conservation
Save the planet it's the only one with chocolate on it.
Some still dream about the people lost in their memories, fabricated by their nostalgia, and romantasized by their broken heart.
The 911 Call
A 911 operator received a call that an elderly man was shot by his wife upon arrival the deputy confronted the wife and found out the husband was shot because his wife just mopped floors and warned him about walking on it with his shoes on.
When the dispatcher asked if the deputy arrested the women he told dispatch no. The floors are still wet
Bruce Van Horn
"No amount of guilt can solve the past. No amount of anxiety can change the future."
"Music in the soul can be heard by the universe."
"I can't imagine a man enjoying a book and not reading it more than once."
Happy First birthday Angel Pie. We love you
-Grandma & Grandpa Cranky
"Action is the foundational key to all success."
"For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our lord."