The key to successful leadership today is influence not authority.
"I'd would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than to live my life as if there isn't a God and die to find out there is."
You only lead becacsue it's your turn.
Its about understanding what irritates your spouse and then using it strategically.
By the time my father was my age he had amassed like 30 cans full of screws. I don't even have one. It makes me wonder what have I done with my life?
Vincent Van Gogh
"There is nothing more artistic than loving people."
Opinion is the medium between knowledge and ignorance.
Strolling the Pharmacy Isle
As I was strolling down the condom aisle of a pharmacy, I had noticed a lady weeping as she went to grab a box of tampons...
Then I thought to myself, "she must be going through a tough period in her life..."
"Nothing can dim the light that shines from within."
"You can cut the flowers but you cannot keep spring from coming."
Happy Valentines Day to all my readers!
"Success is not final, failure is not fatal. It is the courage to continue that counts."
"You learn something new everyday if you pay attention."
"Management is doing things right; Leadership is doing things the right way."
The Wages of God
Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord, "God, what does a million years mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A minute."
Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A penny."
'Smith asks, "Can I have a penny?"
'The Lord replies, "In a minute."
"In my many years I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress."
Whenever I have a problem I sing. Then I realize my singing is worse than my problems
The little critter saw his shadwo. We have six more weeks of winter this year.
Be still and know that I am your God